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A 440- The second space note A on the treble staff which has a standard defined pitch of exactly 440 Hertz. For many years the standard to which most musical instruments have been tuned, see Concert Pitch.
Accent- 1) Playing a note louder and/or with a sharper attack for emphasis, 2) Marking in written music indicating that a note is to be accented.
Accidental- Markings in music such as sharps, flats or naturals which indicate that a note is to be played 1/2 step higher or lower than normal, so called because students accidentally overlook them.
Accompaniment- Music played too loudly by a band or piano as background and support for a solo performance.
Accompanist- Musician who plays an accompaniment, usually on a piano. In a band context this happens most often for a contest solo performance.
Adjudicator- See Judge, Contest.
Adjustment- What the keys on a woodwind are always out of, which causes leaks which impair playability requiring costly professional repairs.
All-Region, All-District, All-State Band- Elite regional bands made up of the better players from many schools selected by audition, used as a carrot (or perhaps a stick) to get band members to practice their instruments.
Alternates- Band members held in ready reserve to replace band members who must leave a show due to illness, injury or disqualification. They lug and set-up pit equipment. If many or all alternates go into the show then band parents take over the lugging and setting up.
Alto- An upper middle pitched instrument between Soprano and Tenor as alto sax, alto flute, etc.
Alto Horn- A small euphonium in Eb (or F) sometimes used instead of French Horns in school bands and always used instead of French Horns in British brass bands, see Mellophone.
Amp- Short for amplifier.
Amplifier- Box shaped electronic device used to make instruments loud.
Antiphonal- 1) Original meaning "of or like an antiphon" which is a chant spoken or sung responsively by two or more groups of people, 2) Alternate playing of phrases in response to each other by groups of instruments which are physically separated (as on a marching field) to give an echo effect.
Arranger- A person who improves music originally written for another type of performing group by rewriting it for use by a marching band, as in "The band parents paid an arranger to arrange 'Nixon in China' as a marching contest piece."
Atonal- 1) Based on a set of rules other than traditional western harmonic system, as in atonal music, see Tonal. 2) How an under-rehearsed band sounds when playing tonal music.
Attack- The beginning of a note which may be more or less accented as required by the music.
Audience- Discriminating music aficionados in attendance at Band Concerts including yourself and all your friends and relatives.
Audit- 1) To attend and observe a rehearsal or clinic but without participating, 2) Review of the band parent organization's financial records.
Audition- Nerve racking solo performance before contest judges in attempt to qualify for an All-!!!!! Band, to determine one's chair or to get a scholarship.
Auditorium- Large theater-like room in a school in which they hold band concerts, may be used for other purposes on non-concert days.
Back Firing Horn- Low brasswind (alto horn, euphonium, tuba) wrapped so that the bell points over the shoulder to the rear of the player. Very widely used by military bands during the American Civil War. Back Firing Horns directed the bands sound toward the infantry which marched behind the band. Back Firing Horns ceased to be used immediately after the war but many playable examples survive.
Band- 1)Any group of musicians who play together, 2) A large aggregation of wind and percussion instruments of inherent musicality. Once widely popular but now (due to the declining musical tastes of an untutored, television-besotted, lazy-eared public) largely confined to schools and universities.
Band, Brass- A band without woodwinds. Most common in Britain.
Band, Community- Band made up of volunteer players from the community. Usually a mixed group including school band directors, adult amateurs, under-employed freelance musicians and a few high school players who do not find the school program intense enough and seek even more band experience. So great is the popularity of band music that a typical American city of only 2 million people can support a community band of nearly 65 players.
Band Director, Assistant- Second in band hall only to the Head Band Director.
Band Director- Underpaid yet fanatically dedicated Commander-in-Chief of the band
Band Hall- 1) Center of band activities in a school, 2) your second home.
"BAND IS LIFE"- The central tenet of Elkhart, Indiana philosopher John Philip Sousa Jones' seminal ten volume work: "On the Fact of Existence", quite possibly the most insightful of all writings on the human condition.
"BAND IS LOVE"- Alternative expression of the condition of bandness especially appealing to persons not interested in ten volume works of philosophy.
Band Members- 1) The students in the band , 2) a mob of musical instrument wielding Visigoths.
Bands of America- A national organization which sponsors really prestigious regional and national band contests.
Band Office- Small cramped Holy of Holies located next to Band Hall containing telephone and also directors' desks, equipment, etc.
Band Officers- Mostly powerless elected or appointed student leaders of a band, being one looks good on college application forms..
Band Parents- The finest, most selfless, hardest working people on Earth.
Band Shell- Over stage structure designed to reflect the sound of a concert band forward at outdoor concerts and to provide truly minimal protection from wind and rain.
Banner- Large brightly colored rectangular cloth with a band's name and home city on it. Carried on horizontal pole in front of band at parades.
Banquet, Band- End of school year semi-formal meal for band members at which awards and scholarships are given.
Baritone- A lower pitched instrument between Tenor and Bass as baritone sax, etc.
Baritone Horns- 1) What Americans call euphoniums, 2) English brasswind in same pitch as a euphonium but with a cylindrical bore instead of a conical bore.
Bass- A very low pitched instrument below Baritone as bass tuba, bass clarinet, etc.
Bass Clef- Handsomely stylized letter "F" used to identify the bass staff on which the lower notes (below middle C on a piano) are written. Tubas, trombones, bassoons and most euphoniums read the bass clef at proper concert pitch eschewing the awkward and confusing transpositions preferred by most treble clef instruments, see Treble Clef.
Bassett Horn- 1) An answer to a question in the "Clarinet Players Edition" of "Trivial Pursuit", 2) A rarely used alto clarinet in the key of F which cant become completely obsolete because Mozart used it in some of his music.
Bassoon- Large, expensive, double reeded, low pitched woodwind which resembles a wooden bedpost. Noted for its complex fingering. Originally intended and used as a marching instrument in military bands but now only rarely used for marching.
Baton- 1) Short cute stick-like device used by conductors to make the beat easier to see, 2) often dropped ornamented stick twirled by auxiliaries called twirlers, once very popular but now much less so, see Rifles.
Battery- 1) The marching percussion, usually snare drums, tenor drums, bass drums and cymbals, same as Drum Line, 2) Electrochemical energy storage device used to power band electronics which often is missing or drained of energy at performance time.
Beat- 1) Integral subdivision of time in music, marked by the waving of the conductor's arms, 2) What you do to a drum, 3) How a band parent chaperone feels at the end of a band trip.
Beating- Wavering sound produced when two players try to play the same note but dont completely succeed.
Bell- 1) A clanging tuned metal percussion instrument, 2) That part of a brass instrument which must point home during a marching show.
Bell Front- Bell on a euphonium, alto horn or tuba which is bent down and forward to direct the sound toward the front of the band, the opposite of Upright Bell. Once very popular but now the upright bell is generally favored except on sousaphones.
Bell Lyre- Mallet keyboard with tuned metal bars, it is small enough to be carried while marching and is played with a single stick.
Beret- A flat soft cloth hat sometimes used as part of a band uniform especially by sousaphone players since the sousaphone bell prevents them from wearing shakos.
Bits- Easily lost short sections of curved brass tubing, used along with the gooseneck, to adjust the position of the mouthpiece on a sousaphone.
BOA- see Bands of America.
Bocal- Long narrow curved section of metal tubing used to attach the reed to a bassoon or sarrusophone.
Bombardon- Golden Age term for an upright (usually Eb) top action valve tuba from its physical resemblance to the small military cannon of the same name.
Bore- 1) The inside diameter of a wind instrument usually measured at the valves, see Conical Bore, Cylindrical Bore. 2) A person talking about something other than band.
Bow- 1)The large, usually dented, half-circular sections of a brasswinds tubing. 2) Curved wooden stick strung with horsehair used to play a String Bass, 3)What conductors do after a performance.
Break- 1) Range of notes having particularly awkward fingerings on a clarinet, 2) Rest period during a rehearsal as in "water break", 3) To end a rehearsal as in "We will break at 3 oclock.", 4) Transitional phrase between parts of a jazz piece, 5) What happens to instruments if you sit on them.
Brass- 1) The shiny loud instruments, 2) What the shiny loud instruments are made out of (which is a non-eutectic, non-magnetic, highly conductive metal alloy of 70% copper and 30% zinc in its most common "yellow brass" form. It has a face centered cubic crystal structure), see Red Brass, Nickel Silver.
Bugle- 1) Strictly, a soprano conical bore trumpet-wrapped valveless (sometimes with keys in the 18th and 19th centuries) brasswind used for military signaling, 2) In modern usage, a conical bore trumpet-wrapped brasswind with 1 or more valves used in marching show drum corps, in some sizes with 3 valves identical to Marching Horns.
Bus, Band- A primitive, crowded, noisy motorized transport used to take bands to contests, games, etc. Use outlawed by civilized nations.
Bus, Charter - Comfortable and roomy but expensive hired bus sometimes used for band overnight trips.
Button- Familiar fastening device that often falls off band uniforms.
Cadence- Rhythmic repeated sound, usually a drum beat, played while band marches onto or off of a marching field in the hope of keeping them together and in step.
Call Back- Exhausting second round in an audition in which the better players audition a second time to determine chair, break ties, etc.
Captain, (Percussion, Keyboard, etc.)- Field Officer having special responsibility for one sub-section of band.
Cases- Battered suitcase-like satchels for carrying and storing instruments.
Chair, First- The top player in a section.
Chair, Last- The worst player in a section
Chair- 1)Ranking of band members in the same section according to ability (or some such thing) as determined by audition, 2) what band members sit on when giving band concerts.
Chaos- State of order in Band Hall except when band members are actually in rehearsal
Chimes- Chromatic set of tubular bells suspended by shoe laces from a frame held together with duct tape to form a keyboard instrument used in the pit.
Chord- Three or more notes played at the same time on purpose, the building blocks of harmony.
Choreography- Plan of body movements of band and auxiliaries in show including marching, drilling and dancing (band members improvise tripping, slipping and falling themselves).
Chromatic Scale- Scale which moves up/down by half steps and so includes every note of the traditional western scale which makes it a very good scale to practice.
Cimbasso- A true bass valve trombone having the pitch of a contrabass tuba. Used in orchestras and European bands in the late 19th century, for a while largely forgotten (the cimbasso parts in, for example, Verdis music were played on tubas instead) but it is now making a comeback. Cimbassos are once again being produced for sale by several European brasswind makers.
Clarinet- Popular single reed licorice-colored woodwind (now usually made of plastic) currently made in an amazing number of sizes including Ab piccolo, Eb, Bb, Ab, F alto (basset horn), Eb alto, bass, contra bass, octo-contrabass. Has a clear pleasing tone but an unfortunate tendency to squeak loudly in the hands of student players.
Clinic- Oddly named rehearsal which focuses on one aspect of playing, a single instrument, etc. See sectional and master class.
Clinician- Outside expert paid big bucks (those big bucks are a miserable pittance from the clinician's point of view) by band parents to work with a section of the band as in "The percussion clinician rehearsed the drummers in their drill."
Coda- 1) Short section at the end of a piece of music, 2) By extention of 1, the last part of something such as a meeting, a letter, a career, as in "The graduation ceremony provided an emotional coda to Eglundtines high school years."
Coffee- Liquid stimulant (active ingredient- C8H10N4O2) frequently taken by band directors.
Compensating Valves- A valve system developed by Besson in England which is used on some euphoniums and tubas. It adds extra lengths of tubing when more than one valve is depressed to compensate for the tendency of brasswinds to play sharp when more than one valve is used, also called automatic compensation, full compensation, compensating system.
Composer- A (often impecunious) person who writes music (band composers include J.P. Sousa, G. Holst, P. Grainger, V. Nelybel, R. Smith, C. Williams, P. Creston, G. Jacobs, R.P Clem, K. Husa, L. Osman, J. Bavicchi, T. Beversdorf, H. Owen Reed, P. Hindemith, E.F. Goldman, C. Williams, P. Yoder, K.L. King, V. Persicetti, A. Hovhanness and many thousands more.)
Concert, Band- Sophisticated high class musical entertainment which appeals to the finer human sensibilities by featuring band performances.
Concert Band- 1) In general usage a band assembled to play concerts, 2) in school usage a band in ability above a varsity band but below a symphonic band.
Concert Dress- Uniform or other formal attire worn by band members when giving a concert. Varies from matching T-shirts and jeans (cheap and comfortable) to Tuxedos and Gowns (expensive and uncomfortable).
Concert Pitch- 1) The standard pitch for the treble clef second space A currently set at 440 Hertz but in practice fast pushing 442 or even 444, 2) The actual note sounded by a transposing instrument (trumpet, clarinet, saxophone, horn, treble clef baritone, etc) as opposed to the note read by the player.
Concert, Pops- Late Spring concert at which lighter music (show tunes, marches, novelty numbers) are performed. Light refreshments may be served to audience seated at tables.
Concert Season- Roughly December through May, the band parent's busiest time of year, see also Marching Season.
Conical Bore- When the diameter of the tubing of an instrument increases along the entire air path. Instruments with conical bores include cornets, euphoniums, tubas, fluegelhorns, oboes, saxophones, etc. see Cylindrical Bore.
Conductor- Arm waving personage who leads band during a performance or rehearsal, usually one of the directors or drum majors but sometimes a clinician or guest conductor.
Consonance- Interval between two notes (such as 3rds, perfect 4ths and 5ths) which when the notes are played together in western music are generally said to sound "good", see Dissonance.
Contest Music- Graded music (1, Easy to 5, Difficult) chosen from a list provided by the sponsoring organization which is to be played at Concert or Solo/Ensemble Contests.
Contests, Concert- 1) Competitions among concert bands playing contest music before a panel of judges, 2) The focus of life in the spring.
Contests, Marching- 1) Competitions among marching bands before a panel of judges, 2) The focus of life in the autumn.
Contests, Solo and Ensemble-1) Competition among band members and band member ensembles, 2) The focus of life in the winter.
Contra- A prefix meaning "lower in pitch than" as in contrabassoon or contralto.
Copyright- Right of ownership of a piece of music or a recorded performance which means that band parents have to pay in order to use/copy the copyrighted material. Copyright normally lasts 75 years after the death of the composer so you probably have to pay.
Cork- Tree bark (yes, truly) used for woodwind joints/pads and as a cushioning material on valves and keys.
Cornet- What you get when you take the average of a trumpet and a flugelhorn.
Cornet, Echo- A cornet with two bells the second of which produces a quieter muted sound. It was used to provide tonal contrast on repeated musical passages. Popular with soloists during the Golden Age.
Corps Style Marching- Style of show marching pioneered by Drum Corps International featuring smooth upper body movement, difficult music and complex set shapes.
Costumes- Fancy dress worn by auxiliaries and Drum Majors, sometimes in keeping with show theme.
Crooks- 1) Length of brass tubing added to a brasswind to change its key as from F to Eb or from C to Bb 2) musical instrument sales personal (well, some of them).
Covering Down- A technique used by band members to keep their lines straight or at least sort of straight when marching.
Cylindrical Bore- When the diameter of the tubing of an instrument stays the same for most of the air paths length. Instruments with a cylindrical bore include trombones, trumpets, clarinets, flutes, etc. see Conical Bore.
Cymbals- 1) Large diameter thin brass disks usually used in pairs, played by being smashed together, 2) Group of band marchers, often double reed players in real life, wielding and smashing cymbals of various sizes who do cymbal choreography in marching show.
Da Capo- 1) Direction in written music which indicates that from the place the Da Capo is written the players are to return to the beginning of the piece or movement and play again from there. 2) When spoken as a direction from a conductor it tells the band they are to play from the beginning, same as "From the top.".
D.C.- 1) Abbreviation for Da Capo. 2) Abbreviation for District of Columbia, a popular destination for band trips.
DCI- see Drum Corps International.
Disqualification- 1) When a band member is barred from participating in band activities due to failure to meet academic standards, fear of this may inspire band members to study, 2) The barring of a band from competition due to a rules violation, see Eligibility.
Dissonance- Certain note intervals (including 2nds, diminished 5ths, etc) which when the notes are played simultaneously are usually considered to sound "bad" in western music, see Consonance, Tritone.
Downbeat- 1) The beginning or first half of a beat which is accented, 2) The first beat of a musical piece, 3) The beginning of a rehearsal or concert as in "Downbeat will be at 8 PM.", 4) How band parents feel when their band gets a low contest score, see Upbeat.
Drill/Dance Team- Autonomous group (often mostly or exclusively female) which may march as auxiliaries with band at football games and marching contests.
Drum- Cylindrical, hollow percussion instrument designed to deafen.
Drum and Bugle Corps- Traditional parade marching ensemble using bugles and drums, not to be confused with DCI type show drum corps.
Drum, Bass- Big cylindrical, hollow percussion instrument designed to deafen.
Drum Corps International- DCI, a national organization which sponsors summer marching contests for valved bugle and drum corps of high school/college age players. DCI corps pioneered the modern style of show marching.
Drum Line- Marching percussion, same as Battery (definition 1).
Drum Majors- Student conductors who lead bands on marching field, most field officers want to become one.
Drum, Snare- Drum with a snare of wires stretched across the bottom head which adds to the sound produced.
Drums, Tenor- Set of 4 or 5 single head tuned marching drums carried and played by a single player.
Dry Cleaning- 1) Expensive waterless cleaning process for clothes which must be done by professionals, 2) The only way band uniform parts can be cleaned.
Dues- Payment extorted by band parents organization as a condition of membership.
Ear- 1) Sound sensing organ without which there would be no point to all of this, 2) Ability to hear and interprete sound as in, "Herminone has a good ear for music.".
Echo- 1) Reflected sound such as a bands sound reflecting from the side of a building, echoes are undesirable in concert halls, 2) A repeat of a phrase of music played more softly and possibly on different instruments.
Eligibility- The condition of being able under the rules to participate in a band activity, see Disqualification.
Elkhart, Indiana- Headquarters of many US instrument makers like Conn (UMI) and Blessing. What Detroit is to autos, Elkhart is to band instruments.
Embouchure- Funny faces made by band members when they are playing their instruments.
English Horn- Oboe-like instrument but larger, lower pitched and harder to play.
Ensemble- 1) Small group of players performing or auditioning together- duet, trio, quartet, etc. 2) Condition of a bands members playing together as in, "The beginner bands playing was marred by poor ensemble.".
Euphonium- A tenor tuba.
Euphonium, Double Bell- A combination euphonium/English baritone horn with two separate bells, for many years standard in U.S. Army and Navy bands and popular in American bands generally during the Golden Age especially for soloists. The service bands switched to English style compensating euphoniums after WW II and commercial production of double bell euphoniums ceased in 1955
Euphonium, Oval- A euphonium with an oval wrap like a wagner tuba (you do know what a wagner tuba is, dont you?), a small diameter bell and side action rotary valves popular in central Europe. Some bands are beginning to use them in America.
Facing- Where the band members are facing when marching. Ideal is for all to be facing home regardless of direction they are marching.
Fair Use- Those very few things you can do with copyrighted material without the copyright owners permission.
Fall- 1) What marchers do after they trip, 2) Marching Season.
Fees- Money paid by band parents to band program as in, uniform fee, bus fee, cleaning fee, band fee.
Field Officers- Marching band petty officers, most band members want to become one.
Fife- Inexpensive small wooden piccolo-like instrument with tone holes and sometimes a few keys, used with a snare drum to make a budget saving yet effective military marching musical group. Marching fife and drum corps are still used by the British in some formal military ceremonies including the Changing of the Guard.
Fifth Division- 1) The lowest score in band contest scoring, 2) (by extension of 1) very bad, as in, "That was a Fifth Division candied yam."
Fingering- Position of a player's fingers (open or closed, down or up, etc.) on keys or valves needed to sound a given note as in "What's the fingering for a high Eb?"
First Aid Kit- Case carried by band parent chaperones containing spare band socks, plastic trash bags, paper towels, etc.
First Division- 1) The highest score in band contest scoring, 2) (by extension of 1) very good, as in, "That was a First Division piece of baked halibut."
Flags- 1) Large pieces of colored cloth on poles waved by auxiliaries, 2) the auxiliaries who wave them.
Flat- 1) Overlooked marking in music which indicates that the following note should be played 1/2 step lower than written, 2) playing a note at a pitch slightly below the correct pitch which is personalized as, "You are flat!", 3) when an instrument is out of tune because the slides are pulled out too far.
Flautists- What overeducated people call flutists.
Fluegelhorns- Soprano tubas.
Flute- A very popular high-pitched silver-colored tubular shaped keyed instrument.
Flute, Closed-hole- A flute all of who keypads are solid and completely cover the tone hole when closed even if the flautists fingers are slightly misplaced, popular with younger students for that reason.
Flute, Open Hole- A flute some of whose keypads are open in the middle and must be covered using the finger-tip. Popular with older students since using one proves that one is not a younger student.
Folder- 1) Cardboard slipcase for keeping a band member's music together so that all of it may be mislaid at the same time as; "I can't find my folder." 2) same as chair as in, "She's playing second folder."
Folio, Marching- Easily lost or forgotten small loose-leaf booklet holding marching music, same as flip folder.
Foot- 1) The lower end of a flute as in C-Foot, B-Foot, 2) The part of a marcher in contact with the ground as in, "Step out on your left foot!"
Football- A game played on a marching field to entertain audience while the band is getting ready to perform.
Football Games- Events scheduled to provide opportunities for marching contest show dress rehearsals before marching contests.
Fourth Quarter- The part of a football game during which they start to load the band truck.
Free Blowing- Said of a brass instrument that offers very little resistance to air flow. It is a good thing, see Stuffy.
French Horn- Mellow sounding brasswind with narrow tubing, a large bell and a very small mouthpiece which makes it hard to play. Has string action rotary valves fingered with the left hand.
French Horn, Double- French horn with two air paths and two sets of valve tubing so that it can be switched between the keys of F to Bb which offers alternate fingerings, an increased range and an increased price.
Fund Rai$ing- The most important band parent activity, involves making large quantities of money transfer to the band from any outside source.
"Funky Winkerbean"- Newspaper comic strip that contains an uncannily accurate depiction of modern high school band life.
Gig- Musicians' term for any paid playing job. Playing jazz at Bennie's Discount Hot Spot in Sandusky would be a gig, so would an appearance before H.M. the Queen at the Annual Royal Command Performance in the Royal Albert Hall, London. Band members can sometimes pick up $10 playing gigs for church services, weddings, etc.
Gig Bag- Padded cloth bag for carrying instruments, music and equipment.
Gizmo- Additional key on more expensive flutes purpose of which is to help justify the flutes more expensive price.
Gloves- Hand coverings, originally white but invariably soiled by the time of the performance, worn sometimes as part of band uniforms.
Golden Age- Period from 1880 to 1930 when band popularity was at its height. Among the greats: John Philip Sousa, Pat Gilmore, W.C. Handy, Edwin Franko Goldman, Creatore, Arthur Pryor.
Gown- Expensive formal dress worn by female drum major.
Grease, Cork- Sticky translucent goo used on the joint corks of a woodwind.
Grease, Slide- Expensive goo used to lubricate tuning slides, see Petroleum Jelly.
Guest conductors- Conductors, from outside the band organization, invited to conduct the band because they are famous fine conductors, they composed the music being played or they have a lot of money some of which the band has gotten.
Gymnasium- Large room in a school used for band concerts if there is no or only an inadequate auditorium, there are some sports that can be played in it.
Hall- Long narrow structure which connects Band Hall with the rest of the school.
Hall, Concert- Theater-like structure designed for the giving of concerts.
Harmony- 1) A system of musical form in which the chords and the order of chord progression is what is most important, 2) The music part which has the middle and bottom notes of the chords in an harmonic piece of music, 3) When all is well in the band hall.
Harness- Elaborate strap used to carry larger instruments (drums, tubas, etc) while marching.
Hat Boxes- Carrying cases for uniform hats which are often left behind in uniform room at start of band trip or on band buses at end of band trip.
Half-time- The only interesting part of a football game.
Head- The part of a drum that is struck.
Head Joint- The part of a flute or piccolo that you blow into.
Helicon- Type of marching tuba, the predecessor of the Sousaphone which it resembles but with a smaller near upright bell, still made and used in central Europe.
Helmet- Hard metal or plastic hat sometimes used as part of a band uniform.
High School- Secondary school, the level at which band parenting becomes intense.
Home- 1) Place where marching contest judges sit when judging, as in "Point your horns toward home!", 2) Place where band members and parents briefly sleep between band activities.
Honors Band- In schools having multiple bands, the band of highest ability.
Horns- 1) Generic term for all wind instruments as in, 'Get your horns out and warm up!", 2) French horns, 3) The people who play French horns.
Hot Chocolate- Heated flavored water lugged by band parents, used to warm band members on cold days.
Ice- Frozen water lugged by band parents, used to cool band members on hot days.
Idiophones- Non-drum non-keyboard percussion instruments such as the triangle, the anvil, etc.
Instrument- Expensive fragile device for making music, see Brass, Percussion and Woodwinds.
Instrumentation- The instruments used to play a given piece of music or included in a given band. Band instrumentation has varied greatly over time and place, some examples-
| The Royal Military Band (London) 1749 24 Oboes 11 Bassoons 1 Contra-Bassoon 9 Trumpets (valveless) 9 Natural Horns 4 Side Drums 3 Pairs Kettledrums |
Pat Gilmores Band, 1878
2 Piccolos |
NY 22nd Regiment Band circa 1909 2 Piccolos 2 Flutes 2 Oboes 1 Ab Piccolo Clarinet 3 Eb Clarinets 8 1st Bb Clarinets 4 2nd Bb Clarinets 4 3rd Bb Clarinets 1 Alto Clarinet 1 Bass Clarinet 2 Bassoons 1 Contra Bassoon 1 Soprano Saxophone 1 Alto Saxophone 1 Tenor Saxophone 1 Baritone Saxophone 1 Bass Saxophone 1 Eb Cornet2 1st Bb Cornets 2 2nd Bb Cornets 2 Trumpets 2 Fluegelhorns 4 French Horns 2 Eb Alto Horns 2 Bb Tenor Horns 3 Tenor Trombones 2 Euphoniums 5 Bombardons 3 Drums 1 Cymbals |
J.P. Sousas Band, 1924
6 Flutes |
1998 Texas Music Region 10 All-Region Symphonic Band 1 Piccolo (doubles on flute) 7 Flutes 2 Oboes 1 Eb Clarinet (doubles on Bb) 14 Bb Clarinets 2 Alto Clarinets 4 Bass Clarinets 1 Contra Bass Clarinet 2 Bassoons 4 Alto Saxophones 2 Tenor Saxophones 1 Baritone Saxophone 9 Trumpets 8 French Horns 6 Tenor Trombones 2 Bass Trombones 4 Euphoniums 4 BBb Tubas 6 Percussion |
Instrument Manufacturers- Companies that make and sell musical instruments, no longer to be confused with instrument brands. (Many once proud instrument makers are now just brand names for conglomerates. King, Conn, Benge, Artley, Schilke etc. are now made by UMI while Bach, Selmer, Bundy etc. are all made by Selmer).
Instrument Repairmen- Difficult to find persons who repair instruments. Good ones are especially rare and should be accorded the deference and respect otherwise reserved for saints, Nobel prize winners and TV Stars (until their series are canceled) For example the best instrument repairman in the City of Houston (to choose a city at random) is over 80 years old and very hard of hearing but on a Saturday you have to stand in line to see him.
Invitational- Snobby band contest only open to bands invited to participate by the sponsoring organization.
Jam- 1) To play an instrument, participate in a Jam Session. 2) To over-forcefully assemble which results in pieces being stuck together as in "The mouthpiece was jammed into the trumpet."
Jamming, Jammin- Playing very well as in "The symphonic band was jamming today.".
Jam Session- 1) Informal playing in a group with much improvisation. 2) A light lunch of fruit preserves and bread or crackers.
Jazz Band- Small band which plays jazz type music, heavy on saxophones, short on tubas.
Judges, Contest- Eagle-eyed, golden-eared, infinitely demanding persons who can spot unraised band member toes at a distance of 200 yards, at night, through fog while detecting one slightly out of tune clarinet during a brass fortissimo. Widely believed by band parents to take fiendish pleasure in giving out low scores at marching and concert contests.
Ketchup- Familiar condiment whose low toxicity and mild acidity makes it an effective and safe cleaning/polishing agent for unlacquered brass instruments like cymbals and cowbells.
Keyboards- 1) The black and white thing on the front of a piano or organ, 2) Inconveniently large and awkward instruments (a subset of the percussion and pit instruments) whose tuned elements are arranged chromatically like a piano's keyboard, as marimba, xylophone, bells and chimes.
Keys- 1) Fragile padded levers that are out of adjustment on woodwinds, 2) Tools used to unlock doors to Band Hall and Band Office 3) Tools used to tighten and tune drum heads, 4) Black and white levers on a keyboard used to sound notes.
Key Signature- Often overlooked marking in music which tells in what key a piece is to be played.
Laps- 1) Running of these around a marching field is a common punishment for inattention or sloth during marching practice, 2) What tuba and euphonium players use to support their instruments when sitting down.
Lessons, Private- 1) One-on-one tuition of a band member by a private instrument teacher for which the band member is supposed to practice hence: 2) a Sisyphean endeavor.
Listening- Technique (in which many band members are unskilled) employing the ears to judge ones pitch relative to the band or to comprehend spoken directions of the band director.
Loading Crew- Loosely organized group of band members and parents who load/unload the band truck, see Pit Crew
Lyre- Device which is supposed to hold flip-folder on instrument while marching.
Major- Scale or key or chord in which the interval between the first note of the scale and the third note of the scale is 2 whole steps, there are 12 major scales, as in a C major scale, the key of D major, etc, see Minor, Chromatic.
March- 1) Short piece of music in double time intended to be played while marching in a parade, 2) the month during which concert contests usually take place.
Marching- Organized group walking around on a marching field or street.
Marching Band- A band that plays while marching.
Marching Band Camp- A two week or longer marching practice for new band members scheduled to conflict with parents' summer plans.
Marching Field- A field 100 yards in length, marked in 5 yard increments used for marching band performances. There are some sports (such as football and field hockey) which can be played on a marching field.
Marching Horn (French or Baritone)- Special version of concert instrument wrapped trumpet style to direct sound forward while marching so that French horn and baritone horn players can point toward home.
Marching Instrument- Inexpensive, often second hand, instrument used for marching to protect expensive new instrument from marching related damage.
Marching Practice- Band members principal waking activity from August through November.
Marching Season- 1) Roughly June through November, the band parent's busiest time of year, see Concert Season.
Marimba- Very expensive, large and heavy mallet keyboard with easily damaged tuned wooden bars.
Master Class- Super fancy sectional presided over by famous expensive clinician, usually held as part of a conference or at a university, see Clinic.
Mathematics- 1) The only human endeavor which rivals band in importance, 2) low grades in which are a frequent cause of band member disqualification.
Measure- Division of a staff of music delimited by bar lines. Defined by the number of notes of a specific length contained therein as shown by the time signature.
Mechanical Rights- The right to make a recording of a piece of music for subsequent sale.
Mellophone- An alto horn wrapped like a French Horn but fingered with the right hand and having piston valves. Used almost exclusively as a training horn for students too young/small to manage a French Horn.
Melody- The part of a piece of music that people remember, see Theme.
Mess- Condition of Band Bus at end of Band Trip. When used by band parents the word 'mess' is often qualified by adjectives such as 'complete', 'horrible', 'total' or '&#@&^$!'.
Metronome- Infuriating clockwork or electronic device which indicates beats at a set rate per minute preventing student from slowing or speeding during practice.
Microphone- Electromechanical sound transducer used to input sound into a recording, amplifying or sensing device, so called because they are much smaller than the old acoustic sound horns they replaced.
MIDI- 1) Musical Instrument Digital Interface, a set of software protocols by which music is created on a computer and by which instruments can be used to input musical information to a computer, 2) A computer file containing music in MIDI format.
Mike- 1) Short for "Microphone", 2) To amplify as in, "They miked the flute soloist so he could be heard in the stands.".
Military Bands- 1) Just about the only remaining paying band job to which student musicians can aspire after high school, AKA "Service Bands", 2) British term for what in America is called a Concert or Marching Band as opposed to the British "brass band", 3) Wind band used by infantry when marching to give the soldiers something to march to, the first military bands appeared during the 17th century, military band instrumentation has changed several times through history.
Military Marching- Older style of band marching (still used in Longview, Texas) and also used by the military to move infantry.
Military Style Bands- Bands which do military marching as opposed to Corps Style marching, see Corps Style.
Minor- Scale or key or chord in which the interval between the first note of the scale and the third note of the scale is 1 1/2 steps and the interval between the 7th and 8th steps may be 1 or 1/2 steps depending on whether ones purpose is melodic or harmonic and on whether one is ascending or descending with the result that there are 36 different minor scales needed to cover all possible eventualities, as in a B minor scale, the key of Gb minor, etc, see Major, Chromatic.
M.M.- Mark indicating tempo in number of beats per minute, mm=100 means 100 beats per minute, thought to be abbreviation of phrases "metronome marking" or "Maelzels metronome", sources differ.
Money- 1)That which there will never be too much of in the Band Parent Organization's bank account, 2) That of which there will soon be much less of in the new band parent's bank account.
Mouthpiece- 1) An object made of brass which is often lost by brass players, 2) an object made of brass which is often stuck tight in an instrument, 3) that part of a woodwind instrument into which the reed is inserted.
Mouthpiece Puller- Screw or lever action device used to pull stuck mouthpieces out of brasswinds.
Music- 1) What the band members are playing down on the marching field or up on stage. 2) important pieces of paper which band members misplace immediately before a band contest or band concert as in- "I can't find my music!".
Musician- A person who performs music or tries to.
Musicianship- What band members are supposed to be learning.
Music, Grade 5- Most difficult of band music (beloved by contest judges), first sight of which often reduces even First Chair players to mute wide-eyed disbelief.
Music Store, good- Emporium selling instruments at competitive prices, a wide selection of sheet music and speedy expert instrument repairs. There is a rumor one exists in Indiana.
Music Store, local- Source of overpriced instruments, guitar fake books and slow inept instrument repairs.
Mutes- Device inserted into brasswind bells to reduce their loudness to tolerable levels.
Natural, Natural Sign- Notation in music which cancels a previous sharp or flat notation, see Accidental.
Newsletter- 1) Band parent periodical published and delivered at irregular intervals, 2) Along with 'The Weather Channel' your primary source of information during marching season.
Nickel Silver- Silver-colored metal alloy containing absolutely no silver and precious little nickel. Closely related to brass it has a few percent of nickel in addition to copper and zinc. Used for trim and bracing on brasswinds. Sometimes French horns are made out of nickel silver instead of brass.
Notes- 1) The sounds instruments make, 2) black dots on a page of music which represent these sounds and come in a variety of popular sizes including whole, half, quarter, eighth, sixteenth, etc.
Notes, Wrong- What band members often actually play.
Oboe- Small conical bore woodwind with a double reed which produces a nasal sound. Difficult to play and even more difficult to play in tune.
Octave- Interval between two notes having the same letter name. An interval of an eighth. A note an octave higher than another note has a frequency exactly twice as fast as in "A 440" and "A 880". A scale spans one octave.
Octo- A prefix meaning an "octave" as in an octo-contrabass clarinet which plays an octave lower than a bass clarinet.
Orchestra- Large poorly balanced instrumental ensemble with many string instruments but few tubas, some band members may play in it when it is in full orchestra mode.
Organ- 1) Originally a keyboard instrument which made sound by blowing air across pipes or reeds, 2) An electronic keyboard instrument, often portable, which imitates a pneumatic organ.
Over Blowing- Forcing too much air into a wind instrument which produces poor tone quality and bad intonation, a particular problem with young sousaphone players who for some reason suffer from an unreasoning fear that they can not be heard out on the marching field so that they over blow and produce an ugly blatting sound.
Overtones- 1) The higher notes that can be played using one fingering on a brasswind or flute by adjusting the embouchure, 2) The higher frequencies present in the sound produced by an instrument, the overtones are what give each instrument its characteristic tone quality, without them all instruments would sound alike.
Pads- Soft disk-shaped wafers on woodwind keys which cover the holes in the closed position until they wear or fall out at which point a professional repadding is needed.
Parades- Festive street processionals interesting since they often include bands, usually held as part of a holiday celebration, i.e., Fourth of July, Memorial Day, Groundhog Day, etc.
Parts- A single instrument's or section's portion of a piece of band music as in clarinet part, bassoon part, tuba part, etc. see Score.
Pep Band- Small band which plays in the stands at indoor sporting events like hockey or basketball games.
Percussion- Very loud banged instruments.
Percussion Feature- 1) Portion of marching show during which only percussion plays, 2) wind players embouchure rest period.
Petroleum Jelly- Inexpensive yet effective lubricant for brasswind tuning slides.
Photo Buttons (Pins)- A picture of your band member(s) in their band uniform in button form which you proudly wear to games and contests causing no end of embarrassment to your band member(s).
Piccolo- A mini-flute producing high pitched penetrating sounds which define the word "shrill".
Piston Valve- Direct action cylindrical valve developed in France and widely used on brasswinds (except French horns) manufactured in France, Britain and America.
Piano- 1) Short for "Pianoforte", 2) Direction in written music that it should be played at low volume levels. The most ignored of all written directions in band music.
Pianoforte- A large piece of furniture containing taut tuned wire strings sounded by 88 hammers worked by keys pressed with the fingers, same as hammerklavier.
Pit-1) Collection of pit instruments and equipment too large to march arranged along the center of the side lines of the marching field, named by analogy to orchestra pit in an opera house, 2) The band members who play in the pit.
Pit Crew- Band parents with sore backs, see Loading Crew.
Pit Crew Captain- Band parent with very sore back.
Pit Instruments and Equipment- Large non-marchable instruments and equipment designed not to be easily moved onto marching field sidelines by band parents. Includes, but is not limited to, marimbas, tympani, bass drums, tenor drums, wood blocks, trap sets, Orff instruments, vibraphones, xylophones, amplifiers, speakers, podiums, ladders, tam-tams, auto parts, gongs, chimes, bells, cymbals, pianos, organs, synthesizers, sirens, electronic keyboards, bows, props and kitchen sinks
Pit Players- Marching band members without hats, they play pit instruments.
Pitch- The vibration frequency of a note usually expressed in Hertz (cycles per second), see Concert Pitch.
Pizza- All-purpose band member food.
Pizza, Band- Popular band fund-raising sale item.
Plumes- Fragile feather-like adornments worn (in fine weather) on uniform hats.
Plume Box- Unwieldy large heavy box (moved about by band parents) which has compartments for storing plumes.
Podiums- Raised platforms upon which conductors stand so that band members can see them easily and have no excuse for not being in time and on beat.
Practice- The hardest thing in the world to get band members to do. Even getting them to study is easier!
Private Lesson Teacher- Underpaid Sisyphus.
Proctor- A person, often a band parent, who does menial chores at auditions and contests.
Program- A listing of the music to be played at a concert or contest.
Props- Things used (usually by auxiliaries) as part of marching show such as flags, back drops, bicycles, batons, pompoms, balloons, masks, CO2 canisters, light field artillery, etc., etc., etc.
Quick Step- Military marching at mm=120, same as quick time.
Quarter Tone- How out of tune young band members sometimes are.
Quartet- Small ensemble having four players
Quaver- 1) To play with a trill, 2) an eighth note (old usage but still current in Britain).
Quodlibet- Incongruous musical medley, such are often used for marching shows though not always deliberately
Rain- Inclement weather which interferes with marching practice.
Rain Catcher- A Sousaphone with an upright bell. The Rain Catcher Sousaphone, no longer made, was the type of Sousaphone actually used in Sousas Band.
Recording- 1) A preserved musical performance as on tape or compact disc. 2) The act of making a recording.
Recording Bass- A bell front tuba, so called because of its use in the days of acoustic recording when tubas were used instead of string basses (which were not loud enough) and the bell front was used to direct the tubas sound at the recording horn.
Red Brass, Rose Brass- Brass containing a higher than usual percentage of copper. Used in some of the more expensive models of brasswinds, same as Geld Messing.
Reeds- 1) Easily damaged devices made of reed that are often forgotten by woodwind players. 2) The instruments that have reeds taken as a group.
Reeds, Double- 1) Fragile reed made of two pieces of reed held together by wound string, 2) The instruments that use double reeds including oboes, English horns, bassoons, etc.
Reeds, Single- 1) Reeds consisting of a single piece of reed. 2) The instruments that use single reeds including clarinets, basset horns, saxophones, etc.
Rehearsal- Organized group practice of band (or other) music as, "When asked on his 95th birthday what he still looked forward to, the conductor Leopold Stokowski replied, "The next rehearsal!"."
Rehearsal, Dress- Traditionally disastrous rehearsal in full uniform using all elements (auxiliaries, costumes, props, etc.) that will be used in the formal performance, it is usually the last rehearsal before the performance.
Rehearsal, Sectional- Intensive rehearsal for one section of the band, usually held after school and sometimes conducted by a clinician.
Remington- A highly regarded widely used set of warm-up exercises for wind players.
Repadding- Replacing the worn-out pads on a woodwind instrument, typically costs $15.00 for the pads and $250.00 for the labor.
Repeat- Direction in written music that the just finished section of music is to be immediately played a second time, often repeats are ignored deliberately in order to shorten the playing time of a piece and as a result sometimes some people will become confused and part of the band will take a repeat and part will not with lamentable results.
Repertoire- List of music a band performs or is prepared to perform as "Alban Berg's "Wozzeck" is not in our repertoire!"
Rest- 1) Symbol in written music indicating that no note should be played as in "The bassoons had fifty measures of rests during which they finished their algebra homework.", 2) What band parents do after a band trip.
Riff- 1) A musical phrase, a term used originally in jazz, 2) To play a riff.
Rifles- 1) Wooden props somewhat in the shape of rifles juggled by auxiliaries, 2) the auxiliaries who juggle them.
Risers- Large heavy wood and metal platforms on which band members sit or stand while playing.
Rod, Cleaning- Long metal stick about which cloth strips are wrapped, intended to be (and sometimes actually are) used to clean out woodwinds before putting them away in their cases.
Roll- 1) Rapidly hitting a percussion instrument alternately with each of two sticks, as in drum roll, tympani roll, etc. 2) A small roundish bread or pastry which makes a good quick breakfast or snack while on ones way to the band hall.
Roll Call- Taking attendance of band members on band bus.
Roll Off- Four bar percussion riff, in which usually only the third bar actually contains a drum roll, which in parade marching indicates to a band that it is time to start playing.
Roster- A listing of a bands members.
Rotary Valve- A disc type valve operated by a lever system today mostly used on brasswinds of central and eastern European manufacture and almost universally used on French horns.
Rotor Attachment- A single valve and slide used on a slide trombone to extend its low range (usually by a perfect fourth) and to eliminate the need to use the 5th and 6th slide positions, same as "F attachment", "F Rotor".
Rubber Bands- Small elastic bands used for temporary repairs to keys or valves when springs break.
Rhythm- Temporal relationships among notes, accents and beats.
Rhythm Section- The percussion and bass instruments together.
Sarrusophone- (Are you sure you want to know?) Sort of a double reed saxophone or perhaps a brass bassoon once popular (for reasons no longer understood) in bands both in Europe and America, used from the 1860s to about 1900 except for the contrabass sarrusophone which was used into the 1920s before people finally came to their senses.
Sarrus, M.- French bandmaster, the forgotten and ignored inventor of the Sarrusophone.
Sax, Adolphe- Belgian instrument maker who worked in Paris, the famous and revered inventor of the Saxhorn and Saxophone.
Saxhorn- Strictly speaking- brasswinds with upright piston valves including some alto horns, euphoniums, baritones and tubas.
Saxophone- A keyed and conical instrument made of brass but considered a woodwind with a single reed mouthpiece, best known as the instrument that the sarrusophone didnt sound as good as. Made in many sizes and keys.
Scales- Series of ascending/descending notes which band members should, but often don't, practice and memorize.
Scatter- Part of a marching show during which band members walk freestyle to the next set instead of marching in step, mistaken by less astute contest judges for poor marching.
Scholarship, Music or Marching or Band- Tuition money offered by many colleges (but not all of them by a long shot let me tell you) to students willing to play in one of the college's bands. Audition usually required.
School Board- Usually elected trustees of a public school district to whom administrators report and who are ultimately responsible for allocation of budgets, tax rates, etc. Complaints about underfunding of band programs should be directed to them. Usually a very large number of band complaints will be needed to make an impression due to the large volume of school complaints in general.
Score- 1) All the parts in a musical composition printed together for use by the conductor in spotting mistakes by band members, 2) numerical rating of a band's or band member's contest or audition performance as in: low score, poor score, bad score, etc.
Section- A grouping of like instruments as "trumpet section", "bassoon section" or "euphonium section".
Serpent- Possibly the least successful widely used wind instrument. The first attempt at a chromatic bass horn, it had a cup mouthpiece, a conical bore body made of leather over a wooden frame and tone holes (like a recorder or fife). It could not be played loudly, had limited range, poor intonation and its tone quality was rather like a muted string bass heard over a cheap AM radio. Serpents were used in military bands in the 17th, 18th and early 19th centuries. It was important in the history of music in another way. It was so outstandingly ill-suited to its purpose that it inspired many instrument makers to try to improve it. These efforts eventually led to the near simultaneous development of tubas and saxophones in the 1840s.
Semester- One-half of a band year.
Session- A period of group music making as in "jam session", "recording session", etc.
Set- 1) One of the layout positions of band members the moving amongst of which forms the choreography of the marching show as in Set 1, Set 2, etc., 2) Loudly shouted syllable, as in: "SET!!!" which combines the imperative and exclamatory forms. Purpose is to encourage band members to get into position, at attention and be quiet. It is believed to be a contraction of the phrase-
"Hey, all you band members out there, you had better get yourselves well set up right now this very instant or surely you will have to endure various and sundry but certainly dire consequences and I do not care what the Helsinki Agreement on Universal Human Rights has to say about it!".
Shako- A tall cylindrical hat with visor, and sometimes a plume, often used as part of a band uniform.
Sharp- 1) Overlooked marking in music which indicates that the following note should be played 1/2 step higher than written, 2) playing a note at a pitch slightly above the correct pitch which is personalized as, "You are sharp!", 3) when an instrument is out of tune because the slides are pushed in too far, 4) what the various cutting tools in band hall's tool box aren't, 5) how the band looks all dressed up in uniform.
Sharp, Double- Overlooked and somewhat rare marking in music which indicates that the following note should be played a whole step higher than written.
Shoe Laces- Short lengths of woven cotton yarn used for emergency repairs of percussion instruments, they can also be used to lace shoes.
Shoes, Marching- Expensive shoes worn with band uniforms and suitable for no other purpose, usually white with grass stains or black with scuff marks, frequently forgotten or lost by band members.
Show, Marching- The music and choreography performed by a marching band and auxiliaries.
Show, Marching Contest- A marching show prepared for competition at a marching contest. In Texas typically 7 minutes 59 seconds in length.
Side Action Valves- Valves on a tuba or euphonium (piston or rotary) placed so that the players hand reaches around and in front of the horn and the bell leans towards the players left, same as front action valves, see Top Action Valves.
Sight Reading- Playing music that one has never ever seen before. Widely held to be the true test of a band's or individual musician's ability. Widely detested by school and amateur musicians.
Silver- Costly metal used to make the more expensive models of very small instruments (piccolos, flutes).
Singing- Music made without an instrument using only the voice, used by choirs which may sing with a band in concerts and sometimes used in marching shows.
Slide- U-shaped section of brasswind tubing which fits inside two slightly larger diameter tubes or over two slightly smaller diameter tubes and which can be pushed in or pulled out to shorten or lengthen the air path of an instrument. Extreme example is the slide on a slide trombone.
Slur- Marking in music, sort of a curved line above or below a group of notes, which indicates those notes are to be slurred, see Slurring.
Slurring- Beginning the next note without tonguing and while keeping the air flow going from the previous note to create a smooth movement from note to note.
Socks, Band- Familiar article of clothing for the feet (often black in color) frequently forgotten by band members.
Sodas- Carbonated canned soft drinks used to rehydrate band members.
Soloists- Band members who play a featured part by themselves in a performance, half of the band wishes that they were a soloist, the other half of band are glad that they are not soloists.
Sopranino- A ridiculously high pitched instrument above Soprano as sopranino recorder, etc.
Soprano- A high pitched instrument above Alto as soprano sax, etc.
Sousaphone- Marching tuba which wraps around player's body and is made visually conspicuous by a large flaring bell front, idea of which is attributed to Golden Age bandmaster John Philip Sousa, see Rain Catcher.
Sports- Various non-band athletic activities at schools, undesirable because they sometimes distract band members from band duties.
Spring- 1) Wound tensioned metal wire that, until it breaks, moves valves and keys back into the open or closed position, 2) Concert Season.
Stadium- Marching field with stands (and fences, gates, lights, parking lots, etc.), the place where marching contests and football games are held.
Staff- 1) Five parallel lines on which clefs and notes are written to show pitch, 2) The band directors, clinicians, etc. as a group.
Stage- 1) Raised platform on which the band sits during band concert, usually contained within auditorium, hall or band shell. 2) Get band members and equipment lined-up and ready to move to the performance area.
Stands- 1) Tall deskettes for holding music so that it can be seen while playing, 2) tiers of uncomfortable benches in a stadium on which audience sits at marching contests and football games, 3) devices which support larger instruments.
Step- The condition of having a band member's feet go up and down in perfect synchronization with all the other band members, as in, " The saxophones are not in step!"
Stick- 1) Generic term for a device used to strike a percussion instrument (drum stick, mallet, hammer), 2) a baton, 3) what un-oiled valves and keys do.
Stinger- A short accented repeat of the last chord of a march on the second downbeat of the very last measure, often stingers are not played in concert performances.
Stop- To mute a French horn by putting the right hand deep into the bell.
String Bass- A double bass viol played with a bow, sometimes used in concert bands and jazz bands.
Straps- Lengths of cordage/leather/plastic used to suspend instruments (saxophones, bassoons, tubas, drums, bell lyres, etc) while playing.
Students- All of the enrollees of a school including those who are not in band.
Study- What band members must do to pass classes, especially in mathematics, in order to avoid disqualification.
Stuffy- What a brass instrument is that offers too much resistance to air flow, see Free Blowing. Excessive stuffiness in school sousaphones is usually the result of large foreign objects being placed inside.
Summer Band Camp- 1) Summer camp run by a university music department where band members can squeeze in additional band experience during summer break, 2) same as Marching Band Camp.
Summer Break- Brief period between end of Marching Band Camp and beginning of Marching Practice often used by band members to attend a university's Summer Band Camp.
Superbone- A combination valve and slide trombone used by some modern jazz artists, notably Maynard Ferguson.
Symphonic Band- 1) In general usage a large concert band, 2) In school usage a band in ability above a concert band but below an honors band.
Symphony- 1) A piece of music usually in several movements one or more of which is in sonata form, 2) same as Orchestra.
Syncopation- A common yet invariably effective and most certainly popular musical device in which an accented note is shifted from the down beat (where the accent would usually fall) to the up beat and is held through the next down beat. Used extensively in jazz.
Tails- Formal suit sometimes worn by male or female drum major as in "white tie and tails".
Tam Tam- What that instrument you think is a gong probably really is.
Tape- 1) Any of various types of adhesive backed cloth, plastic or paper strips used to repair everything a band uses, as in, 'Have you got any tape?' 2) Video and/or audio recording of band's performance.
Tenor- A lower middle pitched instrument between Alto and Baritone as tenor sax, tenor drum, etc.
Tenor Horn- Old name for English Baritone Horn except in central Europe where the name Tenor Horn is still used.
Theme- The important line in a piece of music which you can't hear because everyone else is playing too loudly.
'The Music Man'- Meredith Wilson's 1957 landmark musical play (and parable for our time) in which the residents of a typical American city save their young people from the temptations of a pool hall by forming a band and becoming band parents. The shining jewel of the American musical theater. A must see for band parents.
Tidy- Condition of band's section of stadium or band bus after band parents finish cleaning up.
Time- One of the four components of the multidimensional model of space-time in the physics of relativity. It is used to define the temporal relationships among notes in music, see beats.
Time Signature- Fraction-like numerical symbol which defines the length of a measure in terms of number of types of notes contained therein.
Toes- Band member appendages (approximately 10 each) which must be up when marching forward and on which they march when going backward.
Tom Tom- A snare drum without the snare.
Tonal- Based on traditional western harmonic structure, as in tonal music, the vast majority of music heard in America and Europe is tonal, see Atonal.
Tone- 1) A musical note or sound, 2) The quality of a played musical note as in, good tone, bad tone, full tone, etc.
Tone Holes- Carefully sized and located holes which are bored, drilled or punched in the body of a musical instrument. They are covered or uncovered (with fingers or keypads) to change the note being played.
Tonguing- Using the tongue to control the flow of air into a wind instrument at the beginning of a note usually moving the tongue as if saying the syllables TA", "TO", "TE", "DA", etc.
Tonic- 1) The first note of a scale, 2) What New Englanders call Soda.
Top Action Valves- In tubas and euphoniums, piston valves placed at or just below the upper bow so that the players hand reaches over the bow or thru the horn, the horns bell leans toward the players right, see Side Action Valves.
Tower, Observation- Tall wooden or metal structure on which band directors stand during marching practice.
Treble Clef- Crudely stylized letter "G" used to identify the treble staff on which the high shrill notes (above middle C on a piano) are written. In a band flutes, piccolos, trumpets, saxophones, clarinets, horns and some euphoniums read in treble clef, see bass clef.
Triad- A chord having three notes especially one in which the notes are separated by intervals of a major and minor 3rd.
Trigger- Lever on a tuning slide on a more expensive brasswind (usually trumpets/cornets but sometimes also euphoniums and tubas) used to move the slide quickly in or out to correct intonation as in, 1st valve trigger, 3rd valve trigger, etc.
Trill- Rapidly switching between two notes.
Trio- 1) Ensemble with three musicians, 2) The middle or final section of a march or other short piece of music usually in a contrasting key or meter.
Trip- What inexperienced marchers often do.
Trip, Band- A (sometimes loosely) organized mass transport of a band for the purpose of giving a performance at a location remote from the band hall.
Trip, Overnight Band- 1) An organized mass transport of a band for the purpose of giving a performance at a location so remote from the band hall that they must stay overnight at an hotel, 2) An activity loved by band members and dreaded by those band chaperones who still retain a shred of sanity.
Tritone- An interval between notes of 3 whole steps thought by many to be the most dissonant interval although some feel the interval of 1/2 step, the minor 2nd, is at least equally sour, same as augmented 4th, diminished 5th.
Trombone- Valveless brasswind whose air path length is changed via a large freely moving slide which can strike into musicians standing in front of trombonists which is why trombones march in the front of the band in traditional parade marching as in "Seventy-six trombones led the big parade......".
Trombone, Bass- A large bore trombone with an F rotor attachment used for playing very low trombone parts.
Trombone, Valve- An English baritone horn wrapped like a trombone, used when trumpet or euphonium players have to quickly switch to the trombone without time to learn to use a slide.
Tromboon- Hybrid instrument which is part bassoon and part trombone. It is said to fully possess all the disadvantages of both. Invention of the tromboon was attributed to P.D.Q. Bach after his death when he was no longer able to disavow it.
Truck, Band- Undersized, usually rented, vehicle driven by band parents used for transporting pit instruments, etc.
Trumpet- Popular high pitched cylindrical bore brasswind with a very loud brilliant tone. In recent years trumpets have all but replaced cornets in American bands.
T-shirt, Band- Matching shirts worn by band members to make them easy to spot by chaperones when out of uniform.
T-shirt, Band Parents- Matching shirts worn by band parents to make it easier for band members to spot and avoid them.
Tuba- The finest musical instrument of all, closely related to sousaphone, bombardon, bass, brass bass, helicon. Sadly under appreciated by the public.
Tune- 1) An optimistic attempt to adjust instruments to the same concert pitch, 2) the state of being in the correct pitch, as, "The clarinets are in tune.", 3) the lead part or melody or theme in a piece of music.
Tuner- Electronic device which tells band members how out of tune they are.
Tuning Fork- What band members used to tune before they invented electronic tuners.
Turf, Artificial- Rubber like artificial covering for a marching field which becomes slippery and unusable following rain.
Turf, Natural- Grass covered surface of a marching field which becomes muddy and unusable following rain.
Tympani- Expensive large copper or brass bottomed drums, four or more of which must be moved to every place the band performs, same as kettledrums, timpani.
Uniforms, Band- Snazzy matching suits, usually with hats, worn by band members to make them easier to spot by chaperones, distributed and altered by band parents.
Uniform Room- Huge closet-like room in which uniforms are stored between performances, also used for private lessons and ensemble/sectional rehearsals.
Upbeat- 1) The second half of a beat which is unaccented, 2) How band parents feel when their band gets a good contest score, see Down beat.
U.S. Postal Service- Organization established by Benjamin Franklin under authority of the Second Continental Congress to ensure the eventual delivery of Band Parent Organization newsletters.
Valve- Whatchamacallit on brass instruments pushed with the fingers to help change pitch, see Piston Valve, Rotary Valve, Top Action Valve, Side Action Valve. In standard design the 1st valve lowers pitch 1 whole tone, the 2nd valve lowers pitch one-half tone, the 3rd valve lowers pitch one and one-half tones, the 4th valve lowers pitch two and one-half tones. The size of 5th and 6th valves sometimes found on CC, F and C tubas is not standardized but 5th valves often lower pitch a little more than one whole step.
Valve Oil- A lubricant for valves usually not in the possession of young brass players.
Varsity Band- A band ranked below a concert band but above a cadet band in ability.
Warm-up- Light playing on instruments before a performance to ready lip muscles and (literally) warm the horns.
Water- Common but heavy liquid lugged by band parents and used to refresh band members after performance of marching show.
Water Key- Polite euphemism for "spit valve".
Website, Band- Fascinating WWW page, usually maintained by band parents, with information, pictures, etc. about your band program.
Whistle- 1) Loud shrill sound used by drum major as a signal, 2) Device used to make the loud shrill sound.
Wind Ensemble- A small, often elite, band.
Woodwinds- Skinny, quiet (compared to brass and percussion) instruments requiring frequent expensive repairs.
Wrap- How the tubing of a brasswind is coiled as in, tight wrap, open wrap, Geyer wrap, etc.
Xylophone- The only thing used in bands that starts with the letter "X".
Zither- Plucked harp-like stringed instrument almost never used in bands (OK, you come up with something better starting with "Z").